Stolen from an Aussie Beagler. A woman asked a pharmacist if she could buy some fast-acting but deadly poison. The pharmacist asked what species she wanted to exterminate. 'My husband', she said. 'I couldn't let you have a poison in order to kill a human being. That would be against the law', he said. The woman reached into her bag and handed a photograph to the pharmacist. The photo showed his wife in bed with her husband. The pharmacist nodded. 'Ah, that is different. I see you have a prescription'.