I’ve stolen this... My New Years resolution is to be more efficient. So I’m giving up on it right now instead of wasting all January acting like I can achieve it
Before they discovered the earth was round, do you reckon instead of having the 'round the world' holiday, they had an 'up to the edge and back one?'
So I'm sitting on the sofa with my son, watching TV, when he hears that he got a text on his phone that he had left in the kitchen. So he goes to get his phone and it's a text from me. "Please bring the crisps and a diet Pepsi on your way back."
Julie Andrews will no longer be endorsing Rimmel Vibrant Shades lipstick She claims that it breaks too easily, and makes her breath smell. In a statement, she said, 'Super Colour fragile lipstick gives me halitosis'.