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  1. Malka

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    #21 Mar 24, 2015
    CaroleC and Pork1epe1 like this.
    He didn’t like my casseroles
    and he didn’t like my cake.
    He claimed my biscuits were too hard
    not like his mother used to make.

    I didn’t perk the coffee right
    and he didn’t like the stew.
    I didn’t mend his socks
    like his mother used to do.

    Looking for an answer
    I didn’t get a clue,
    so I gave him a quick thrashing,
    like his mother used to do.​

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    #22 Apr 5, 2015
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    Caller : Hi, our printer is not working.
    Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
    Caller: Mouse is jammed.
    Customer Service: Mouse? ... Printers don't have a mouse!!!
    Caller: Mmmmm??.. Oh really? ... I will send a picture.

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    #23 Apr 5, 2015
    Poor little soul - makes you want to ask what happened next.
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