Anyone with a dark sense of humor that reads this before I go to work tomorrow... I'm posting a note on our work bulletin board and most of the co-workers enjoy a good joke. I've been decorating work aprons for the holidays and after twenty and some I'm done, we have over 200 employees and the requests are still trickling in. I've written a note- Callie says " Happy happy holidays everyone, but Mommy is dog-tired. More aprons in the New Year. Merry Christmas and L'Chayim. Above that will be a picture of Callie from Halloween...Mr. Manly in his tutu. I was thinking a piece of paper over the picture and note with a statement about how pit bulls can be dangerous and unpredictable and when they lift the flap there he is. Definitely will get a chuckle out of the many of us with bully breeds. Help me think of the wording. Something utterly stupid people attribute to pibbles...making the ballerina picture all that much more silly.
Reminds me of a birthday card someone once sent me. An absolutely glorious nekkid man holding a bouquet of flowers over his - well I will leave it to your imaginagion! The wording was something like "These beautiful flowers are for you - lift up the flap to take them." Lifted the flap - well I would, of course - and it said "Did you really think you would be getting anything else?!" But I cannot think of anything suitable for pitties, apart from: "This is what those dangerous Pit Bulls are really like" [Actually I rather like that! Especially over a picture of gorgeous Callie in his tutu!]
I just ran across this picture...the perfect face to make when people insist your dog is going to eventually eat you in your sleep.
Wunnerful - especially when you tell them your poor deprived dog is raw fed "and not that perfect dog food?" Umm Pereg, would you please stop eating my nose?
