Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" The second guy says, "No." "A bald eagle just flew over head." "Oh." A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you see that?" The second guy says, "No." "There was a black bear walking on that hill over there." "Oh." A few minutes later the second guy says, "Did you see that?" The second guy, getting aggravated, says, "Yes, I did!" The first guy then says, "Then why did you step in it?"
Which just reminded me ... I must go round the garden collecting up all the poo that the dogs have deposited whilst we had snow on the ground .... what a lot there is for two small pooches!
@Pork1epe1 - Barbara, De Dawg goes in one corner only, at the furthest she can reach on her tether, and as she is raw fed her poos are not very big. Also, because of all the chicken backs she scoffs her poos mostly turn white and crumbly very quickly and do not pong. Such a difference from when she was fed on kibble.