<<<Disclaimer-For those of you who believe in holistic medicine and have benefitted from it in any way I think that is wonderful. Whatever means keeps us healthy I say more power to you>>> A real ad in a local magazine- Anne ******* LCSW Animal Communicator and Animal Massage Telepathic Animal Communication Telephone or In-Person Animal Massage Practitioner, Board Certified Animal Communications Courses Reiki Master I'm sorry but my first impression is that there are people out there with far more disposable income than they possibly need. Okay so Bootsy is barking at the mail carrier...quick you have the therapist on speed dial and hold up the phone to Bootsy's head " Bootsy, wait I know you are very upset right now but I want you to listen to me and focus, I want you to stop for a moment and breathe, Bootsy you have to stop barking to pay attention to your breathing, we'll do it together"... Or a house call-You sit for a half hour stroking Bootsy and talking in a low confident voice " Okay Bootsy I'm channeling your inner puppy, let's work on getting that chakra right where it belongs...look into my eyes Bootsy can you feel the energy"...Okay that will be $200 for today's session. Oy, you can't make this stuff up...
