I was with my nephew & his wife at their house when Fiona & Frankie my great niece & great nephew who are 4 years old twins came running in yelling they were going to become vegetarians, they had been having dinner with their friends who's family are vegetarians they had a nut roast for their dinner [their friend's mum had dropped them off] Fiona & Frankie's mum said she had no idea what vegetarians eat [hoping to put her daughter & son off from being vegetarians] Fiona then said it's ok mummy Auntie Tina is a vegetarian to & she will tell you what we can eat, I gave my nephew & his wife a big cheesey smile & looking so innocent I pulled my great niece & nephew onto my knees & said vegetarians can eat chicken & turkey as they come from eggs, pork & beef grows on a pork & beef tree they were both very happy also when I told them that vegetarians don't eat cauliflower or parsnips which are the 2 veg Fiona & Frankie hate. My nephew & his wife sat there looking at me as if I was crazy & I said well at least Fiona & Frankie are still going to eat chicken/turkey/pork & beef, I also pointed out that it be years before they will realize that I have tricked them into eating meat Look a pork & beef tree
