I have lost my wallet General Chat

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  1. Malka

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    I have lost my wallet

    But I can not have lost it. I mean no way could I have lost it.

    But I have.

    It is not where it always is, ie in my wheelchair bag.

    And it has my ID card in it. My Health Fund card in it. My OAP card which I do not need in it. My other OAP card for a little reduction on buses that do not come near here in it. My hole-in-the-wall card in it. My Isracard [Israel only] card in it. My international Visa card in it. A gift 300 shekel card to be used like a debit card in a couple of stores in it.

    And probably in the region of 2,000 shekels in notes in it.

    And I can not find it.

    Sh!t

    I think I will now go back to bed and start again.
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  3. Janet

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    Tina's probably cooked it.
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    6JRT's and GsdSlave like this.
    Or maybe Pereg's borrowed it as she wants to do some shopping?

    Seriously though, I hope you find it!
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    I have just nearly pee'd myself laughing at that!

    TINA - WE LOVE YOU - PLEASE DO NOT BE OFFENDED. WE ALL LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU DO COOK THINGS!!!!!!!


    No she did not. I mean our Tina had not cooked it and Pereg had not borrowed it. It had somehow slipped down the side of my chair and was sitting on top of one of the batteries.

    But oh did I have a couple of hours of utterly terrifying " what the blankety blank has happened and where is my wallet". Not because of the money, which would not be the end of the world, but all my cards?... and and and and...

    I knew that I had taken both my wallet and my little change purse out of my chair bag yesterday as I was expecting Mikhaël to deliver 5 kilos of chicken backs - maybe 10 kilos - whatever he had. And I do not know how many he actually delivered but I did not need to take a note from my wallet, just emptied change into my hand from my purse and he took however much it was for however much he had brought.

    So. I then put both my change purse and my wallet back in my bag...

    ...only I obviously dropped the wallet in the process.

    Oooops :oops:
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    So glad you found your wallet Malka - I not cooked mine yet ladies just keys glasses & hearing aid oh yes one of Zeus's dogs bowls too (sorry Zeus I will buy you nice new bowl) :)
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    Tina - How Can You Cook A Dog Bowl?

    On second thoughts, Please Do Not Answer! :043:

    [Can someone please tell me how we survive without our Tina? ]
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    Well it was like this Malka Zeus has started taking after his dad K9 & he either don't finishes his food or don't eat it at all, so yesterday I put some fresh chicken his dog bowl & he only ate half of it, so to stop the others finishing it off, I put his bowl in the meat aga oven, only for some strange reason when I put his bowl in the oven I turned the oven on & his pot bowl cracked in half so he now needs a new pot bowl. :D
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    Yes. Logical. Sort of.

    Umm no.

    Not really.

    Just our Tina being our Tina.

    Again!

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