Every time I try to reverse from my computer table there is either a squeak or a honk as I run over something, or I cannot move as something larger or more solid is blocking one of my rear wheels. Toys, toys and more toys that she has put underneath Xanadu and then complains that she cannot reach them - well how did she manage to put them there in the first place if she cannot reach them to take them out?
Try retrieving tennis balls from under sofa & chairs, my lot stand there staring at you until you lie on your tummy to retrieve them, only to then see them crawl under sofa to fetch a chew they have hidden there.
Couch, chairs, bamboo and cane bookshelves, television stand - lay on the floor, torch in one hand and picker-upper [to fish things out] in the other - Tikva trying to eat my ears while she gets the chance to get near them - thinking oh 'eck, just look at the dust under there...