I am in heaven as there's an Gnome Reserve in Devon, here is what it says about the Gnome Reserve. Set in 4 acres The Reserve comprises woodland, stream, 30 yard pond, meadow & garden - home to 1000+ gnomes & pixies, about 250 labelled species of wild flowers, herbs, grasses & ferns And it gets better They say Gnomes hats & fishing rods are loaned free of charge, so you don't embarrass the gnomes, by going "naked" around the Reserve. Dogs are welcome on leads & must have pooper scoops There is also a Gnome Museum an Picnic Area & Snack bars I am going to have to go there, prices cheap too : Adult £3.75 / Recycled Teenagers £3.50 / Child 3-16 £3.25 Under 3 free
Have you got your gnome outfit Tina?lol I'm sitting on the fence with gnomes,but if little men sat in my garden I'd expect them to be weeding or at least being productive!!!!
Yikes - I thought it was just Tina and the man in Scotland, but now the Gnome people have infiltrated Devon as well. They've got the whole country covered by the look of it. I think us normal people should find a safe haven somewhere and evacuate. But - is anywhere safe?
Even got the doggies gnome outfits will have to dig out the photos of the hooligans wearing their gnome outfits
I shall blindfold little Chico as he is at an impressionable age and I do not wish him to be traumatized for life.
They are nice naughty ones, but I can't put the other ones up as they very naughty as the gnomes are naked & the male is salt I shell spare your blushers to say where salt come out from & the female is pepper.
My 92 year old great Aunt bought me them for a Christmas present one year, she was so embarrass when I got them out of the box, poor thing only saw Gnomes salt & pepper shakers on box, the picture didn't register with her, she thought the male was holding something in his hands, well he his but not what she thought it was