My great niece got married in September last year & had a baby in January this years & today was babys christening, but as we all stood around the font, little Tobias who's 7 years old was working something out with his fingers, then looked directly at Father Peterson & said "we been learning all about babies in school & been told that the mummy is pregnant for 9 months, only Aunty Lisa only got married in September and had baby Daniel in January, that means Aunty Lisa was only pregnant for less then 4 months how come" I don't know who was more embarrass Father Peterson, my niece Lisa her husband Scott or Tobias parents, as for the rest of us we were trying our hardest not to burst out laughing. I do love it was kids come out with statements that causes the adults to go red. Only reason Tobias was at the christening was because his school was close for teacher training, but he did brighten up the service with his outspoken statement.
I remember when my sons were small, getting into a lift with several other people including an old lady who shall we say smelt a bit "ripe". Everyone including me pretended not to notice except my 4 year old younger son who piped up "Mummy, that lady needs a bath, 'cos she smells horrid"! As they say "Out of the mouths of babes"!
His class had been talking about babies because his teacher was having a baby & how long they in their mummies tummies, Tobias was looking at his Aunty Lisa, Uncle Scott & was using his little fingers to work out the months.