Does anyone know where I can get paraphernalia that sees "I have no children, my dog is allergic to them". My wife saw that and we are child free.
The tag comes up in various forms in an eBay search, but I couldn't spot it as car sticker. Magnets, cushions, tea towels, and tinplate signs are all there.
I did find some bumper stickers that said "I got rid of my children as my dog was allergic to them" but the minimum order was 100 pieces ... ...and somehow I do not think that sentiment was what you wanted!
You could get a custom one made https://www.vistaprint.co.uk/market...1&GP=08/17/2018 20:40:48&GPS=5143987375&GNF=0