have a taste of your cheese on toast pleeeeeez Mum? In the meantime a four legged, black hairy creature is testing Mum's new bedspread for comfort. I knew I'd made a mistake buying cream 'cos it''s already got a couple of dirty paw marks on it!
If there's any left over, can I have some of that cheese on toast please? Looks yummy! Even if she's licked it, I'm not fussy.