What did you get for Christmas? Dog: A new Kong filled with peanut butter. That sounds nice. I would have preferred just the peanut butter. Surely you can appreciate the engagement of getting the peanut butter out of the Kong? I would have preferred just the peanut butter. But isn't it nice getting a new Kong? I prefer my old one. It was easier to get the peanut butter out. What else did you get? A cookie that tasted a little bit like meat. Did you like it? It was OK. Just OK? I mean ... did you see what they ate? Who? My cheap family! Oh. Well, no, I was with my own family. Man, you wouldn't believe. Turkey, ham, a loin of some sort, gravy, rolls, mashed potatoes, the works. Sounds wonderful. I got cookie that tasted a little bit like meat. I see. I stole a turkey leg. Oh. And I jumped on the counter and ate mashed potatoes when they all went to the door to listen to caroling. Really. And I lapped up a lot of gravy out of the gravy boat and ate seven butter rolls. All this during caroling. Then I got sick on the guest bed. Ecch. The five-year-old cousins were sleeping in it. I didn't know. That sounds horrible. I would have preferred just the peanut butter. Well, maybe next year. What? I have to wait a whole year? Perhaps your birthday then. They gave me a sweater for my birthday. Those are the breaks, kid. Christmas sucks. Don't say that! I'm sure your family loves you very much and gives you only the best. Have you ever had cookie that tasted a little bit like meat? No. It was homemade. They couldn't even buy one from a specialty shop. So Christmas was a bust, huh? I stashed the other turkey leg in the closet. You shouldn't be telling me this. I took a bite out of the ham, too, during the caroling. They didn't notice. I'm going to head out now. Are you grateful for anything? I'm grateful that when you put a turkey leg on the comforter in the closet for the night, then that comforter smells like turkey. I hope it always smells like turkey. I didn't hear that. They could have just given me the peanut butter. http://www.dogster.com/bolz/dog-christmas-gifts-kong-humor
Some dogs can be SO ungrateful! Thinking the Princess would like a new tiara, I flew all the way to Paris and at great personal expense bought her one from Cartier! Did she like it? NO .... said it ruined her new hairstyle and the large ruby in the centre didn't match her lipstick! There really is no pleasing SOME dogs!
