You see I was outside talking to a spider, I was actually telling the spider off for building its web between my hanging baskets, when I looked up my new postman was standing there looking at me with a look of horror on his face, he stuttered he had 4 recorded letters that need signing for, I looked at the names on the letters & yelled yippeeeeee they have arrived in time & said they are edible birthday cards for my dogs its their birthday tomorrow, but for some strange reason he shot off before I could sign for the letters.
I do seem to get through postman, old Joe was alright he use to stop & have a natter about me gnomes, but since he retired this February I have had nearly 40 new postmen & something tells me I be having another new postman come tomorrow
