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  1. CaroleC

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    #301 Jan 10, 2018
    Hmm. I don't think we need to know that, Gareth.

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    #302 Jan 10, 2018
    I just find the phrase funny!
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    #303 Jan 10, 2018
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    Gareth - I do love you - but you make me laugh too much at times. Like avin anaccident...

    ...Mr Bronson would you please tell the one who feeds you to lay off whatever he is on now!

    For my sake?
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    #304 Jan 13, 2018
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    Mr Bronson has learnt a new trick. He jumps up on a chair he's not allowed on and then jumps down when I get up to move him, just so he can lie down on my seat. Who said dogs aren't clever?!
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    #305 Jan 13, 2018
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    When Eddie wants Merry's new furry foam bed, he goes to the door and asks to go out. When Miss Dippy joins him, he runs back and pinches her bed. When will she ever catch on?
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    #306 Jan 14, 2018
    Very clever. ;)
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    #307 Jan 14, 2018
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    I've found my new favorite drink for 2018. Vodka and mango juice. It's simply divine!
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    #308 Jan 14, 2018
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    I bet you cannot get voddie as cheap as you can here...

    ...such a shame I do not drink :(

    Ah... but...Tikki has learned a new trick.

    When she asks for brekki or dindins and it is definitely much to early, instead of saying "no" I just say "forty-two".

    I mean is that not the answer to everything?
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    #309 Jan 14, 2018
    Forty two?
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    #310 Jan 14, 2018
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    "When Douglas Adams wrote The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, he added a central joke which has become more famous over the years than the novel itself: "The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything is 42." Geeks have since wasted years and massive effort trying to ascribe some deep, symbolic significance to the number and its occurrences."

    http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...life-the-universe-and-everything-2205734.html

    So - when Tikva asks for anything out of time or out of the ordinary, my answer is Forty Two.

    Because "No" means "No" and "Forty Two" means... "NO".

    And the thing is that she understands the difference between the two.

    Do Not Ask Me Why.
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    #311 Jan 14, 2018
    Ah ok. Sorry, I'm not up on popular culture. I live in my own bubble and don't bother with stuff like facething and twatter! Can't be dealing with all the faceless fakeness!
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    #312 Jan 15, 2018
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    Gareth - I have never read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I do not do that facewotsit or twatter - or any of the other "gotta share this" photo and gossip stuff, but yes, the answer to everything that is not a usual No is, of course, "Forty Two".

    Just ask Tikva! :043:
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    #313 Jan 16, 2018
    What better way to spend a dismal snowy afternoon than in the studio, writing a song about a Victorian Courtesan!
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    #314 Jan 16, 2018
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    Gareth, I did once, I think, told you that I write "poetry". So give me a few suggestions [polite please] and the sort of music they should go in...

    ...and we could make our fortunes!
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    #315 Jan 16, 2018
    You want me to suggest poetry or just the sort of songs you want your poetry in?
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    #316 Jan 16, 2018
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    I guess both - I can write anything if I get a suggestion but as for types of music then you are the boss!
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    #317 Jan 18, 2018
    Looks like a trip to Israel may be on the cards. Just need to find somewhere to stay!
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    #318 Jan 18, 2018
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    I do have a spare couch...
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    #319 Jan 18, 2018
    Would Mr Bronson be welcome too?
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    #320 Jan 18, 2018
    I had better wait until Tikki wakes up to ask her if she would be prepared to share her crate!

    Thought - if you are on the couch in the salon I can always hire a crate for Mr Bronson though.
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