when my men are at work I swap my gnomes around as I have gnomes hidden in house/garden sheds/garage & bottom of my mens chest of drawers. I took their bottom drawer out & put all my finger size gnomes on floor then put drawer back in so they don't realise just how many gnomes I really have
Well I can sneak one or 2 into new home when I go to check on how things are going, ask builders to put them in attic
You gnow that you will gneed more than a few checks on the gnew place to move just one or two at a time...
Well all my finger size ones can go together then I can take my hand size ones leave others for removal people xx
Ummm Tina - what is the point of having finger size gnomes if they just sit underneath bottom drawers? I mean are they gnot a bit too small to put in a garden?
I can't really criticise Tina as I sit here between wall cases containing over 100 miniature dogs, (I have never got round to counting them!). Then there are the larger sized ones ...... and the books ...... and the artwork. I hope they don't end up in the wheelie bin when I finally pop my clogs.
I got rid of all my tchotchkes [a Yiddish word for small trinkets/mini miscellaneous ornaments] when I moved from my apartment in town. It will make life much easier for the executors of my Will when I am wheeled out feet first!
My finger gnomes go on my potted plants around the house/garden &I swap the finger gnomes every week just so my men don't get to know them, I also hang them on string so it makes them like stunt men
Now if only I could work out what on earth the first one is doing... ...I would still be cackling with uncontrollable laughter!
Number 1 is sliding down rope by his feet No number 2 is wearing pale yellow trousers No number 2 not hanging by nose the rope just near his nose The other 267 stunt gnomes well one is totally naked man & his do dah as the rope going through it & attached to the ring in his ear, another 2 are a naked female & naked man well you really don't want to know what they are doing on the rope [lets say they fit together beautifully] do have some great other great stunt gnomes but its to cold for them to be outside this time of the year
It sounds as if some of them are too rude to be outside! Tina, it may be too frosty for their paintwork, but gnomes do not feel the cold! How have we managed without you?
I think my beautiful gnomes might feel the cold specially the naked ones, so I have knitted them a blanket to keep warm over the winter months