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  1. 6JRT's

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    #1 Dec 16, 2015
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    Christmas as been cancelled

    I have had slight accident {dropped a cast iron crock pot on me foot} so phoned my family & left messages on their answer machines/voice mail telling them I am cancelling Christmas {not really cancelling just wanted to scare them :077: } due to broken foot [not broken just badly bruised] so one of them must take over & have the whole family over at their homes for Christmas.

    Oldest sister phones back & said I can't have everyone over has I just had new carpets laid. :018:
    Second to oldest brother's wife phoned saying NO NO NO NO-WAY are we having the whole family plus their dogs over here. :022:
    youngest sister phoned saying we can't have anyone here at Christmas as house is still like a building site [sister is redoing a very small 2 up 2 down cottage] :010:
    One by one my brother's wives, sisters, nephews & nieces all phoned up saying they can't have everyone over at Christmas at their homes not bigger enough :089:
    Am enjoying hearing their desperate scared voices :043:
    Middle brother phones back, says how's foot I replied not to bad, he said can I take it then that foot not broken just bruised, me replied yes, brother said you're cruel :044: scaring our siblings by telling them you're cancelling Christmas :096:, but then said you're evil but I love you then said me & Diane [wife] plus our 2 daughters [that will please the 15 & 13 year old teenagers] will come over Christmas eve & help prepare the food for you.
    Me nor brother have not yet told the rest of family that I am not really cancelling Christmas, we are going to wait until Sunday night :081: to tell them that it was a wind up :044:

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    #2 Dec 16, 2015
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    In the words of Dick Emery,( if you can remember him).
    Ooooh, you are awful - but I like you!

    Hope the foot gets better soon.
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    #3 Dec 17, 2015
    Yes me remember Dick Emery -

    I wished I could of seen their faces when they got message about me cancelling Christmas :D
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    #4 Dec 17, 2015
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    That is hilarious, just reading it. I love pulling this kind of trickery but not everyone appreciates it.
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    #5 Dec 17, 2015
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    It is probably that a good thing that we do not celebrate Christmas because December appears to have been deleted from the calendar.
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    Foot is black this morning but can walk just on it, but not telling my men that or they will take my lovely bells away :D
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