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  1. Malka

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    #1 Feb 27, 2015
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    Your test for today

    There are 4 questions. Do not miss one and no cheating please.

    1 - How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.

    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

    This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

    2 - How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the door? Wrong answer.

    Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

    This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

    3 - The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

    Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

    This tests your memory.

    OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

    4 - There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

    Correct answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

    This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

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    #2 Feb 27, 2015
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    Alas, all the wrong answers! I'm off to reserve the care home now...........
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    #3 Feb 27, 2015
    I think I will join you! :D
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    #4 Feb 27, 2015
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    As I can't afford a care home, 'fraid it's the workhouse or the looney bin for me ..... trah...lar ...dee ...lar. :090:
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    #5 Feb 27, 2015
    I cannot either so I think we should all chip in for a special Breedia care home for us Breedia oopsies. .
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    #6 Feb 27, 2015
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    Well I only got # 3 right
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    #7 Feb 27, 2015
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    I am still trying to work out first question answer, as an giraffe is to big to put in fridge :confused:
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    Maybe the Giraffe was only tiny ... or the fridge was VERY large! :rolleyes:
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    #9 Feb 27, 2015

    Never thought of that, perhaps its Jelly or cake that looks like an giraffe.
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    #10 Feb 27, 2015
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    And you cannot put a giraffe in a refrigerator as there is only one "f" in refrigerator... :p
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    #11 Feb 27, 2015
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    Wow. That is clever Malka!
    I got the giraffe to lie down, and then fastened his head to his tail. What a cruel dog trainer am I?
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    #12 Feb 27, 2015
    Yes, my OH got No.3 right too, must be a man thing.
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    If only I were a man lol maybe I should double check.
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    #14 Feb 27, 2015
    Oooops! Sorry..
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    Hahahaha! Two first right. Then I did misses :D The last one made me ROLF
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