Crawling around the place as I can not get up. Well, am up on Xanadu but need sleep so get on couch and can not get up. Really really need more sleep but keep dozing on the couch and then end up crawling on the floor again to get to the loo. I think I am really fed up with this cr@p cr!p nonsense. And I still have dozens of unopened emails which came in when my internet was off. Really want to go back to bed - De Dawg has now taken over De Couch so it be bed or nuffink. De Dawg is now up for auction.
A good nights sleep is what you need, but if that's impossible then at least try and get a couple of hours rest. The emails can wait ... they'll still be there when you wake up! If you can't get up have you any cushions or pillows or even a duvet you can pull onto the floor to sleep on? As for de dawg ... do you think we'd get a better price if we offered her and Georgina as a job lot? Lots of hugs and do as Auntie Barbara tells you
arntie Barbara Dis be De Dawg hoo sez her Mum been sleeping but be still zonked. An sez dunno if Georgie would like 'er bein' offered as a
I was going to suggest what Auntie Barbara said - try and make yourself comfortable on the floor - at least there's no danger of falling off! You can throw Pepe into the job lot - he's just vomited up a sock, but no need to tell the buyer that.
De Dawg sez her no want vomity Pepe in the wotsit. 'ef sez 'er mum 'as got bad ouchies an' cannot remember when 'er fell so finks 'er 'as gone cuckoo. Coulda told 'er dat years ago. Oh, an' 'er sez how 'er gonna get up onto de loo from de floor? Finks I needs more zonkz.
Put lots of cushions & pillows on floor along with quilt & blankets & then turn off tv computer radio & have a snooze, you sound like you need a good 8 hours sleep xx
TV and radio always off. Computer never off but sound is. If I am azonk on de floor I no can get up. Dat be de problem. EIGHT HOURS SLEEP? You gotta be joking. De dawg 'as meds at 11pm. Den next meds at 7am. But De Dawg needs to go out for pee during the night. At least once a night. Me? I also need a pee in the night. Dat's wot old age does fer yer. Me on de floor = me not able to get off de floor. So me go crawly crawly an' go yanky yanky on rails when trying to get on de frone wivout fallin' orf. Oh, an' de floors be stone so dey not be cumferable. Fink I is gonna go back to bed as 'er 'as 'ad 'er 3pm meds so dat be hokey, Innit.
Right! Off to bed with you and we don't want to hear a peep from you until tomorrow morning otherwise we Aunties will be over to smack your bum for being a naughty girl! Night night sweet dreams!
But but but but - De Dawg ain't not yet asked for her first dindins. An' 'azn't etted an' De Dawg will need dindins an' den bone dins an' den 11pm meds an' I 'asn't ettit. Wanna go dodos.
We will allow you to give Pereg her meds then its back to bed (also allow you & Pereg to go toilet) x
Sleep? Hum what a novel concept. Actually I spent yesterday in bed with a nasty virus. Haven't slept that long in easily maybe three years. Hubby has his pains and is up to pee hourly. Then you know the kids song "There was one in the bed and the little one said roll over, roll over"? The dogs are 60lbs each so not really gigantic...but add them and a cat or two to a king size bed n' the humanz are clutching the sides.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said Roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out. There were nine in the bed and the little one said Roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out. There were eight in the bed and the little one said Roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out. There were seven in the bed and the little one said Roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...
Still zonking off - but still very tired. And I MUST wake up to sort out Pereg's weekly pills but I am worried that as I am so tired I might mess them up.
