It's my little black devil's VERY FIRST birthday. Happy birthday to our Prince Gwylim from mum and big sister Georgina ..... we luvs ya to bits.
Happy Birthday little Prince Gwylim xxx Here are a few cake idea's that your mummy might make for you xxx
Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday gorguss Gwylim Happy Birthday to you Wiv lotsa lotsa lotsa hugs an' kisses from your friend Pereg. Oh, and also from me! xx
'Fraid the poor little lad didn't get a birthday cake or a pressy, 'cos mum was totally "screwed up"! All the Princess's fault 'cos she jumped onto my bed at two on Friday morning and it COLLAPSED! Not being at my best at that hour of the morning I grabbed a pillow and spent the rest of the night on the sofa and woke around five o'clock feeling cold and bleary eyed. When I looked to see why the bed had collapsed I discovered the slats the mattress rests on had moved because they'd never been screwed to the frame which meant a special trip to town to buy the right sized screws and a new screwdriver. I've spent most of the day in my bedroom screwing the slats onto the frame - I've managed 40 screws so far and with just another 16 to screw I'm hoping it won't happen again! So nothing special for Gwylim who'll have to wait till after training tomorrow when mum will buy him a lovely present from Alphazoo.
To be honest there are some days when I'm not sure whether I'm Arthur or Martha or Malka or ... dare I say it ....Tina I don't normally make a habit though of falling outa bed ... it just sorta happened!
I have been known to fall off de bed. But dat be just me. And de bed be very high. Janet is normal, so she sez. And our Tina is the mostest normal Breedia member. I think.
