And, of course, perhaps the email from M & S telling me my order would be delivered today is an April Fool's Day joke!
So do I! If I remember right Richard Dimbleby presented the programme???? Malka .... I know you're younger than me and as I'm only 35 I don't see how you can possibly consider yourself old!
Malka, you're definitely much to young for Tom Jones, whereas being "more mature" (if only slightly), I'm more his type of woman ..... so kindly keep your little paws off him ....... he's mine ...... he's mine!
But are you Welsh? I'm half Welsh, so in all fairness I have more claim to him. Though if Will.i.am is available you can have Tom.
OK I give up. So his name is Ricky but Ricky who and what is he? Or rather what does he do? But there is something about his eyes that - and the quiff - and - well, to put it honestly - 'e ain't my type!