That would be scary, though if your girlfriend is going to pick a poodle, no way are your mates going to laugh at you if you show up with one of those. The only ones I can find on the internet are either just like ginormous standard poodles - http://www.allmutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/mutt-great-dane-poodle-mix.jpg Or shaggy haired ones that in this case lead me to believe that litter the OP mentioned was not the breeder's first one - http://www.imagepuppy.com/shared/0302034de23bea34193d922599181e8d.jpg I've got to be honest, they don't appeal to me to look at and I can't think if any defence for the breeding of these puppies other than greed.
I was at a dog show today and there was a lady there with FIVE "Colliedoodles" (Collie x Poodles). I thought they were Beardie crosses as that is what they looked like in my opinion. They were absolutely nutty!
Good grief! I am hoping the bitch was the G Dane and not the poodle! My MIL's mother had a massive hairy bitch rather like the picture above and it was believed that she was an Irish wolfhound X poodle. I only met her once and she was a poppet, but not very attractive to look at, bless her.
Daughter's chihuahua is in season ... she weighs around a couple of kilos. Guess who tried to get down and dirty with her at the weekend ... Tai, weighing in at 45 kilos. The mind boggles!