So If you Could - Create your Own Dog Breed Discussions

I wouldn't waste my time creating a designer mutt for my own vanity. I wouldn't want to be responsible for bringing puppies into the world and the pandora's box line breeding to create a 'type' entails.

I think I'll concentrate on breeding bearcoat shar-pei and charging about 3 times the price of a show quality puppy for one like they do with the flowered ones. Bearcoats are hypoallergenic and don't have skin problems, you know. Give me a minute and I'll think up more bullplop that will sell puppies.

Dire is the right word. These people are buffoons.

They're supposed to be very, very smelly, so maybe that needs to be bred out too.

What would you use? Something like a catahoulah leopard dog for the colour and smooth coat, a pharaoh or ibizan hound for the body shape and a papillon for the humungous ears and so you can work on breeding standard, mini and toy ones. ;-) Put me down for a breeding pair will you?

*done in high pitched voice* Ooooooooooo!

Get you! Like you say, it's only a game. Calm down dear.

They are, I got quite close up & personal to the group of males in Amsterdamm Zoo-even with a cold I could smell them Phew !!

Still they are very beautiful & obvious do not need to be manufactured as they already exist ;-)

But not as a pet... they are rubbish in captivity, and dont breed at all well... they need to be in a pack and the males are rubbish without a strong female support group (just like humans really)...

I'm sure we could make them using only dogsey dogs...

Now we''ll need

Some really big ears

A lovely brindley coat

Someone with white spots and patches to break that coat up

long legs

bright yellow eyes

Come on dogsey people lend us your dogs

Diesel has big ears, long legs, and is brindle, but he's also neutered, so no use to you

Meh... He's perfect... its not like we're really 'breeding' the dog

Post the picture.. I'm going to use photoshop to make the new breed by 'magic'

I will tomorrow when I'm on the puter, I wanna see what you come up with lol

Hows about these ears?

Yep those ears are HUGE!!!! Most impressive....

Perfect ears.. Just waiting for the brindle body and long legs from diesel anyone got nice bright yellow eyes? Or white patches and spots for the coat? Surely we have pointers around here somewhere?

Well early signs of the 'Africanish' hunting Dogsey are looking good.. I have completed the first hybrid matings:

Needs more brindle and yellow eyes I think.. maybe longer legs?

Hmmmmmmmmmmm - should it not have a corkscrew tail?

Bit of a treck, but there is a half decent, side on pic of Diesel on the forum you may be able to use, can't provide a link (phone), but if you search presentation in the dog showing section, its on page 29, told you it was a bit of a treck lol.

ooo I like!

i would like a german shepherd the size of a jack russell lol,
but i wouldnt want the resposibility of breeding myself would just love it if somone shrunk one

African wild dog huh.

You've got yourself there some seriously ill pointer. Might want to take that thing to a vet.. self to the doc.


Unless you and I look at different African dogs, this dog looks a little more realistic for the markings.




Really... just all jokers and fools.