Its funny. Disagree about the cat bit though. Replace cat with boyfriend and its something I'd hang on my wall!
Yep, they tied me down, threatened to stuff the deceased sparrow they'd kindly left on the bedroom floor this morning, in my mouth unless I pointed out that cats have a lot more to offer than any of those stupid creatures we call dogs! And I've just this minute witnessed how cats scavenge successfully from your plate while silly dogs just sit at your feet drooling. Molly cat just jumps on the breakfast bar, licks all the butter off your toast when you're not looking, while the dogs looked on horrified that she was getting away with it. Then Mollycat jumps down & spends 10 minutes cleaning the butter off her face ~ but then it is her right to try everything first ~ including the dogs' dinner