OK, there may be some who have`nt seen this one ;- A burglar broke into a home and was snooping around when he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he payed no notice. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He turned his torch round and saw a parrot in a cage. He said to the parrot "is that you talking ?", the parrot said, "yes." He said "what`s your name ?", the parrot said, "Moses." The burglar said, "who would be stupid enough to call a parrot Moses?" The parrot said, "the same people who are stupid enough to call that Rottweiler standing behind you Jesus".
Hali, Nothing like a Rottie for redecorating your hall or lounge. You may not like red as a colour, but it is free. Any bits of meat left over, well - you can feed them to the birds or local wild life. Big white shark - eat ya heart out. John Bull
